Do you believe Facebook actions convey subtle messages? If yes, I'd
recommend you to go through the rest of the blog. If no, I'd seriously
recommend you to go through the rest of your blog.
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Facebook insult,
o
level 1: Zero likes on your new display picture
o
level 2: A comment on your display picture
getting more likes than the picture itself
o
level 3: Zero like and one comment on your
display picture, with the comment having likes.
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Facebook agony,
o
level 1: A friend request sent yesterday to
that-hot-girl still remaining unanswered
o
level 2: A friend request sent last month to
that-hot-girl still remaining unanswered
o
level 3: Having to cancel the above request and
sending a fresh one
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Facebook irritation,
o
level 1: A comment such as 'How're you' on your
status update
o
level 2: A comment such as 'How're you, Swati'
on your status update
o
level 3: A comment such as 'I'm fine, how're
you?' on your status update
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Facebook shamelessness,
o
level 1: Liking your own status
o
level 2: Being the only one to like the status
o
level 3: Tagging yourself in a comment below
and liking the comment
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Facebook lecherousness,
o
Level 1: Viewing all the 200 photos of
that-hot-girl after she accepts your request
o
Level 2: Liking the 199th and 200th
photo on the list
o
Level 3: Commenting ‘cute pic’ on the above
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Facebook embarrassment,
o
Level 1: exponential likes on your pic with your
crush
o
Level 2: Comments such as ‘bhabhi mast hai’ on
the above
o
Level 3: Comment such as ‘bhabhi mast hai’ on a
pic of yours with your sister
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Facebook desperation,
o
Level 1: Messaging your friends to like your
brand new solo photograph
o
Level 2: Needlessly tagging your friends in the
photo on trees, clouds, the sun
o
Level 3: Tagging your friends in the only comment
below
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Facebook vanity,
o
Level 1: Cropping out your best friends from the
photograph
o
Level 2: Blurring out the faces which cannot be
cropped out
o
Level 3: Putting an paragraph of Keat’s ‘A thing
of beauty’ in the caption
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